“Sex is the great amateur art.”
-David Cort
“Sex is a short cut to everything.”
-Anne Cumming
“Hair is another name for sex.”
-Vidal Sassoon
“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
-Mae West
“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...The other eight are unimportant.”
-Henry Miller
“Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.”
-Marilyn Sokol
“Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.”
-Thomas Szasz
“Great food is like great sex -the more you have the more you want.”
-Gael Greene
“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”
-Anonymous
“Sex is simple - love is painful.”
-Ron Jeremy
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
-Woody Allen
“Sex is a discovery.”
-Fannie Hurst
“If sex isn't a joke, what is?”
-Nella Larsen
“Sex is the gateway to life.”
-Frank Harris
“Sex is a lot like pizza, when it's good, it's really good; when it's bad, it's still kinda good.”
-Brandon Lyon
“Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'”
-Anonymous
-David Cort
“Sex is a short cut to everything.”
-Anne Cumming
“Hair is another name for sex.”
-Vidal Sassoon
“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
-Mae West
“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...The other eight are unimportant.”
-Henry Miller
“Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.”
-Marilyn Sokol
“Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.”
-Thomas Szasz
“Great food is like great sex -the more you have the more you want.”
-Gael Greene
“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”
-Anonymous
“Sex is simple - love is painful.”
-Ron Jeremy
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
-Woody Allen
“Sex is a discovery.”
-Fannie Hurst
“If sex isn't a joke, what is?”
-Nella Larsen
“Sex is the gateway to life.”
-Frank Harris
“Sex is a lot like pizza, when it's good, it's really good; when it's bad, it's still kinda good.”
-Brandon Lyon
“Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'”
-Anonymous